The 2022 Erotic Holiday Shopping Guide

The 2022 Erotic Holiday Shopping Guide

I can’t believe it’s already that time of year but here we are – on the cusp of the holiday shopping season! I’ve put together a super fun Erotic Holiday Shopping guide again this year, including some of my favorite kinky gifts that I know you and your recipients will love. Sometimes you need a little extra inspiration and I’m happy to help!

This year’s guide includes some new kinky wearables that I created along with some fun kinky products from other BDSM-friendly sellers. I love supporting other kinky entrepreneurs so if you ever want to be included in my guides, please let me know.

With the holidays quickly approaching, be sure to order anything online super early again this year. I’ll be posting my shipping deadlines soon but they’ll probably be at the beginning of December. Some products, such as personalized and print on demand items, take longer to print and receive so be sure to add extra time for those.

If you want help enjoying the holiday season this year, be sure to check out my Holiday Coupon Book. It’s a super tame coupon book filled with fun holiday activities to do with your special someone. It’s an instant download so you can print it out and gift it today!

This would make the perfect gift to give on Thanksgiving to start out the holiday season right.

I hope you love this year’s Erotic Holiday Shopping guide. And if you want to save 25% off everything in my shop, be sure to join the Kinky Ink Press VIP tribe today!

Happy almost holidays!


Super HOT kinky memes that will make you squirm!

Super HOT kinky memes that will make you squirm!

I’ve been having so much fun putting together some super hot and kinky memes for you. The hotter, the better as far as I’m concerned. These are very BDSM oriented since that’s what I write and the type of products I sell!

I’ve been posting them on my Instagram account (and people have been LOVING them) but I thought it’d be cool to post some of the favorites here. Be sure to follow my Instagram account for all the latest ones!

having a dirty mind meme

“Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.”

Don’t you agree?

when the kiss is so good meme

“When the kiss is so good that you end up having sex. Yea…that.”

Where do I sign up?

a dirty book meme

“A dirty book is rarely dusty.”

Absolutely? Have you read mine yet? You will want to!

nymphomania meme

“Nymphomania: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.”

This is the quote that blew up my Instagram account. People could not get enough of it!

swallowing meme

“Swallowing is an act of love.”

100% true!

beast meme

“Different people awaken different beasts in you.”

This is so true!

innocent face meme

“There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.”

If people only knew! You should see the surprised looks I get when I play Cards Against Humanity. LOL!!

licked meme

“I liked it so it’s mine.”

I love this meme especially since I’m a licker AND a biter. You’d better watch out.

sexual preference meme

“My sexual preference is often. “

A true classic and 100% true.

man moan meme

“Hearing a man moan because of you is the sexiest sound ever.”

Absolutely. My favorite sound ever.

when i'm good meme

“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” You’d like me when I’m bad. 

dirty mind meme

“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

I have a huge sexy imagination. Check out my books to see just how sexy!

soulmate meme

“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.”

I’m super lucky to be with my soulmate.

bedroom meme

“The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.”

You will be amazed what treating a woman really well will do for you once you get to the bedroom.

friendship meme

“You can’t ruin friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.” An interesting thought!

moaning meme

“I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.”

money meme

“Sex is like money: only too much is enough.” Absolutely!!

nature meme

“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” This is 100% true. 

neck meme

“If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next…”

My total weak spot.


mystical experience meme

“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.”

I totally agree. Sex should always be a mystical experience.


Retro Flash Sale happening now!!

Retro Flash Sale happening now!!

I am so excited to announce that I’m hosting a retro pinup girl flash sale on all my retro pinup girl greeting cards!! This is the perfect time to STOCK UP or at the very least send off a few cards to your friends.

These fun cards are personalizable which means that you can put whatever you want on the inside and I’ll even send them directly to your recipients.

Have a little fun this summer with these retro pinup girl greeting cards. Sale ends Sunday 7.24.22 so don’t miss out.

Introducing the slave’s corner

Introducing the slave’s corner

I am so excited to announce the brand new, hot off the press slave journal and slave’s daily log. You can find these now in the brand new slave corner.

I created these as a way for Owners and slaves to have a central place to plan out and maintain their unique dynamic.

The slave journal is similar to the submissive planner in that it walks you through creating a solid Owner/slave dynamic but it’s different that it goes deeper. It’s also geared more towards an Owner/slave dynamic. 

It’s not a weekly planner like the submissive planner but is intended to work as a journal, a place for the slave to keep their thoughts, to be used for the slave to keep notes about the Owner’s rules and preferences, a place for the dynamic to check in with one another and to ensure that their dynamic is moving in a way that works for both of them.

The slave’s daily log is a nice addition to the slave journal. It’s an undated daily log where the Owner and slave can record the day’s focus, the day’s mood, the day’s schedule, the day’s tasks and any notes for the day. I’ve put these both together to form the slave journal collection to give you a bit of a discount if you purchase both.

These are currently being printed on demand which means they’ll take about two to three weeks to receive. They will be shipped directly from my printer until I can get them in stock.

I’d love to hear your thoughts about them!


Welcome to the VIP Goodies page!

Welcome to the VIP Goodies page!

Welcome to the brand new VIP goodies page!! I am so excited to have you here.

I will be using the space to give you access to free exclusive downloads, erotic writing sneak peeks, exclusive blog content and much more! Be sure to check back frequently to see what’s new. I will also be announcing new content in the weekly email to keep you up to date.

To get started, be sure to download the following new freebies:


Enjoy the popular contract that’s included inside the Submissive Planner along with the safety page. It’s a great way to get clear on your unique D/s dynamic.


Enjoy 10 of the most popular coupons from the Dominant Coupon Book.


Enjoy 10 of the most popular coupons from the Submissive Coupon Book.

NOTE: These are for personal use only. Do not share them with anyone except once as a gift. Have fun!

I am going on vacation!!

I am going on vacation!!

Starting on Saturday June 25th, I will be on vacation until Wednesday July 6th!! It’s crazy how long it’s been since I’ve taken more than a couple of days off in a row. Going on vacation is just not something I typically do but with everything that’s gone on in the past few months, I seriously need the time off. I need time and space just to do nothing – have no obligations, no external demands, nothing to think about. I am so looking forward to it.

The hardest part of taking time off will be stepping away from my work and my shops. I’ve worked so hard over the past few years to build up my business that I don’t want to lose the momentum that I’m finally achieving. I also love doing the work that I do.

I may end up working on product development while I’m on vacation because I just can’t help myself but what I’m really hoping to do is get back to my writing – the core of who I am. It’s been too long since I’ve given myself the space to do it. (If you don’t know, I’m also eroticwritergirl. Kinky Ink Press is my publishing house.)

I happen to live in a resort town in Western Michigan so I may not even go anywhere next week and enjoy being a tourist in my own town. (I took the beach pic 10 minutes from my house.) The problem with this is that it’ll probably be a lot more challenging for me not to work.

I think it’s important for everyone to take time off now and then. I plan to use this time to regroup, to reconnect with myself and to just chill out.

I will be back in my office on Wednesday July 6th. Any orders placed while I’m gone will be processed on Wednesday July 6th and shipped on Thursday July 7th. If you don’t want to wait that long, be sure to place any orders by Friday June 24, 2022 and I’ll be shipping it out on Saturday June 25th.

I hope you have a relaxing and fun filled week while I’m gone. If you want to stay up to date on all the wonderful new products I’m developing, including the new retro pinup girl line, be sure to join my Kinky Ink Press VIP tribe. You’ll also receive 25% off everything in my shop FOR LIFE!! How cool is that?


A sneak peek at the new retro pinup girl line

A sneak peek at the new retro pinup girl line

I am currently obsessed with retro pinup girls. I’ve been creating some super fun designs and looking at clever ways to incorporate them into product designs. I will be launching a whole new retro pinup girl collection soon. You don’t want to miss out!

Join my kinky VIP tribe for an email reminder right when this collection launches!

As a sneak peek, you will only find the girl on the moped design in the shop but there are lots more to come!!

I’d love to hear who your favorite pinup girl artists are! Let me know in the comments. I’m currently focused on Peter Driben’s illustrations from the thirties, forties and fifties but I would love to expand my work for possible future product lines.

Introducing new kinky products

Introducing new kinky products

I’ve been having so much fun creating new kinky products over at red bubble that I had to share them with you. I’ve only just started adding designs but I plan to add more soon.

I started out with some of my favorite and more popular designs but totally let me know what designs you’d like me to add or even create. I’m always open to hearing back from you.

when you visit the red bubble shop, you’ll only see the hat designs but click on “shop all products” underneath to see the full line of each design.

this is only a tiny slice of what’s available over there. be sure to check it out. and if you’re a member of red bubble, please like and follow my shop to learn when I add new designs.

comment below if you’d like me to add more designs. it’s fun to play around with them.

Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas

Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas

If you’re still wondering what to get your special someone and you’re worried about running out of time, don’t worry. I’ve got you covered!

I’ve put together my list of sexy last minute gift ideas that are all instant downloads. Even if you’re reading this at midnight on Christmas Eve, it’s not too late! You can download all of these gifts the minute you buy them. They do need to be printed so be sure you have an access to a printer but other than that, you’re all set.

The Black Friday sale is next week!

The Black Friday sale is next week!

I can’t believe that Black Friday is in one week!! I’m planning on having a massive sale but if you join my Kinky VIP Tribe now to save even more. You’ll also receive 25% off everything all the time. There’s no reason not to. Do it now so you don’t forget! 🖤

You’ll also receive your VIP discount code on Thanksgiving morning, giving you a jump start on everyone one else. I strive to spoil my VIP community and this is one of the ways I do it.

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