by kinkyink | Aug 29, 2022 | Kinky Thoughts
I’ve been having so much fun putting together some super hot and kinky memes for you. The hotter, the better as far as I’m concerned. These are very BDSM oriented since that’s what I write and the type of products I sell!
I’ve been posting them on my Instagram account (and people have been LOVING them) but I thought it’d be cool to post some of the favorites here. Be sure to follow my Instagram account for all the latest ones!
“Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.”
Don’t you agree?
“When the kiss is so good that you end up having sex. Yea…that.”
Where do I sign up?
“A dirty book is rarely dusty.”
Absolutely? Have you read mine yet? You will want to!
“Nymphomania: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.”
This is the quote that blew up my Instagram account. People could not get enough of it!
“Swallowing is an act of love.”
100% true!
“Different people awaken different beasts in you.”
This is so true!
“There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.”
If people only knew! You should see the surprised looks I get when I play Cards Against Humanity. LOL!!
“I liked it so it’s mine.”
I love this meme especially since I’m a licker AND a biter. You’d better watch out.
“My sexual preference is often. “
A true classic and 100% true.
“Hearing a man moan because of you is the sexiest sound ever.”
Absolutely. My favorite sound ever.
“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” You’d like me when I’m bad.
“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
I have a huge sexy imagination. Check out my books to see just how sexy!
“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.”
I’m super lucky to be with my soulmate.
“The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.”
You will be amazed what treating a woman really well will do for you once you get to the bedroom.
“You can’t ruin friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.” An interesting thought!
“I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.”
“Sex is like money: only too much is enough.” Absolutely!!
“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” This is 100% true.
“If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next…”
My total weak spot.
“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.”
I totally agree. Sex should always be a mystical experience.
by kinkyink | Jul 19, 2022 | Announcements
I am so excited to announce that I’m hosting a retro pinup girl flash sale on all my retro pinup girl greeting cards!! This is the perfect time to STOCK UP or at the very least send off a few cards to your friends.
These fun cards are personalizable which means that you can put whatever you want on the inside and I’ll even send them directly to your recipients.
Have a little fun this summer with these retro pinup girl greeting cards. Sale ends Sunday 7.24.22 so don’t miss out.
by kinkyink | Jul 15, 2022 | Announcements
I am so excited to announce the brand new, hot off the press slave journal and slave’s daily log. You can find these now in the brand new slave corner.
I created these as a way for Owners and slaves to have a central place to plan out and maintain their unique dynamic.
The slave journal is similar to the submissive planner in that it walks you through creating a solid Owner/slave dynamic but it’s different that it goes deeper. It’s also geared more towards an Owner/slave dynamic.
It’s not a weekly planner like the submissive planner but is intended to work as a journal, a place for the slave to keep their thoughts, to be used for the slave to keep notes about the Owner’s rules and preferences, a place for the dynamic to check in with one another and to ensure that their dynamic is moving in a way that works for both of them.
The slave’s daily log is a nice addition to the slave journal. It’s an undated daily log where the Owner and slave can record the day’s focus, the day’s mood, the day’s schedule, the day’s tasks and any notes for the day. I’ve put these both together to form the slave journal collection to give you a bit of a discount if you purchase both.
These are currently being printed on demand which means they’ll take about two to three weeks to receive. They will be shipped directly from my printer until I can get them in stock.
I’d love to hear your thoughts about them!
xo
ewg
by kinkyink | Jul 7, 2022 | VIP only
Welcome to the brand new VIP goodies page!! I am so excited to have you here.
I will be using the space to give you access to free exclusive downloads, erotic writing sneak peeks, exclusive blog content and much more! Be sure to check back frequently to see what’s new. I will also be announcing new content in the weekly email to keep you up to date.
To get started, be sure to download the following new freebies:
Enjoy the popular contract that’s included inside the Submissive Planner along with the safety page. It’s a great way to get clear on your unique D/s dynamic.
Enjoy 10 of the most popular coupons from the Dominant Coupon Book.
Enjoy 10 of the most popular coupons from the Submissive Coupon Book.
NOTE: These are for personal use only. Do not share them with anyone except once as a gift. Have fun!
by kinkyink | Jun 22, 2022 | Announcements
Starting on Saturday June 25th, I will be on vacation until Wednesday July 6th!! It’s crazy how long it’s been since I’ve taken more than a couple of days off in a row. Going on vacation is just not something I typically do but with everything that’s gone on in the past few months, I seriously need the time off. I need time and space just to do nothing – have no obligations, no external demands, nothing to think about. I am so looking forward to it.
The hardest part of taking time off will be stepping away from my work and my shops. I’ve worked so hard over the past few years to build up my business that I don’t want to lose the momentum that I’m finally achieving. I also love doing the work that I do.
I may end up working on product development while I’m on vacation because I just can’t help myself but what I’m really hoping to do is get back to my writing – the core of who I am. It’s been too long since I’ve given myself the space to do it. (If you don’t know, I’m also eroticwritergirl. Kinky Ink Press is my publishing house.)
I happen to live in a resort town in Western Michigan so I may not even go anywhere next week and enjoy being a tourist in my own town. (I took the beach pic 10 minutes from my house.) The problem with this is that it’ll probably be a lot more challenging for me not to work.
I think it’s important for everyone to take time off now and then. I plan to use this time to regroup, to reconnect with myself and to just chill out.
I will be back in my office on Wednesday July 6th. Any orders placed while I’m gone will be processed on Wednesday July 6th and shipped on Thursday July 7th. If you don’t want to wait that long, be sure to place any orders by Friday June 24, 2022 and I’ll be shipping it out on Saturday June 25th.
I hope you have a relaxing and fun filled week while I’m gone. If you want to stay up to date on all the wonderful new products I’m developing, including the new retro pinup girl line, be sure to join my Kinky Ink Press VIP tribe. You’ll also receive 25% off everything in my shop FOR LIFE!! How cool is that?
xo
ewg
