The 2022 Erotic Holiday Shopping Guide

The 2022 Erotic Holiday Shopping Guide

I can’t believe it’s already that time of year but here we are – on the cusp of the holiday shopping season! I’ve put together a super fun Erotic Holiday Shopping guide again this year, including some of my favorite kinky gifts that I know you and your recipients will love. Sometimes you need a little extra inspiration and I’m happy to help!

This year’s guide includes some new kinky wearables that I created along with some fun kinky products from other BDSM-friendly sellers. I love supporting other kinky entrepreneurs so if you ever want to be included in my guides, please let me know.

With the holidays quickly approaching, be sure to order anything online super early again this year. I’ll be posting my shipping deadlines soon but they’ll probably be at the beginning of December. Some products, such as personalized and print on demand items, take longer to print and receive so be sure to add extra time for those.

If you want help enjoying the holiday season this year, be sure to check out my Holiday Coupon Book. It’s a super tame coupon book filled with fun holiday activities to do with your special someone. It’s an instant download so you can print it out and gift it today!

This would make the perfect gift to give on Thanksgiving to start out the holiday season right.

I hope you love this year’s Erotic Holiday Shopping guide. And if you want to save 25% off everything in my shop, be sure to join the Kinky Ink Press VIP tribe today!

Happy almost holidays!


Super HOT kinky memes that will make you squirm!

Super HOT kinky memes that will make you squirm!

I’ve been having so much fun putting together some super hot and kinky memes for you. The hotter, the better as far as I’m concerned. These are very BDSM oriented since that’s what I write and the type of products I sell!

I’ve been posting them on my Instagram account (and people have been LOVING them) but I thought it’d be cool to post some of the favorites here. Be sure to follow my Instagram account for all the latest ones!

having a dirty mind meme

“Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.”

Don’t you agree?

when the kiss is so good meme

“When the kiss is so good that you end up having sex. Yea…that.”

Where do I sign up?

a dirty book meme

“A dirty book is rarely dusty.”

Absolutely? Have you read mine yet? You will want to!

nymphomania meme

“Nymphomania: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.”

This is the quote that blew up my Instagram account. People could not get enough of it!

swallowing meme

“Swallowing is an act of love.”

100% true!

beast meme

“Different people awaken different beasts in you.”

This is so true!

innocent face meme

“There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.”

If people only knew! You should see the surprised looks I get when I play Cards Against Humanity. LOL!!

licked meme

“I liked it so it’s mine.”

I love this meme especially since I’m a licker AND a biter. You’d better watch out.

sexual preference meme

“My sexual preference is often. “

A true classic and 100% true.

man moan meme

“Hearing a man moan because of you is the sexiest sound ever.”

Absolutely. My favorite sound ever.

when i'm good meme

“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” You’d like me when I’m bad. 

dirty mind meme

“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

I have a huge sexy imagination. Check out my books to see just how sexy!

soulmate meme

“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.”

I’m super lucky to be with my soulmate.

bedroom meme

“The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.”

You will be amazed what treating a woman really well will do for you once you get to the bedroom.

friendship meme

“You can’t ruin friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.” An interesting thought!

moaning meme

“I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.”

money meme

“Sex is like money: only too much is enough.” Absolutely!!

nature meme

“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” This is 100% true. 

neck meme

“If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next…”

My total weak spot.


mystical experience meme

“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.”

I totally agree. Sex should always be a mystical experience.


Retro Flash Sale happening now!!

Retro Flash Sale happening now!!

I am so excited to announce that I’m hosting a retro pinup girl flash sale on all my retro pinup girl greeting cards!! This is the perfect time to STOCK UP or at the very least send off a few cards to your friends.

These fun cards are personalizable which means that you can put whatever you want on the inside and I’ll even send them directly to your recipients.

Have a little fun this summer with these retro pinup girl greeting cards. Sale ends Sunday 7.24.22 so don’t miss out.

Introducing the slave’s corner

Introducing the slave’s corner

I am so excited to announce the brand new, hot off the press slave journal and slave’s daily log. You can find these now in the brand new slave corner.

I created these as a way for Owners and slaves to have a central place to plan out and maintain their unique dynamic.

The slave journal is similar to the submissive planner in that it walks you through creating a solid Owner/slave dynamic but it’s different that it goes deeper. It’s also geared more towards an Owner/slave dynamic. 

It’s not a weekly planner like the submissive planner but is intended to work as a journal, a place for the slave to keep their thoughts, to be used for the slave to keep notes about the Owner’s rules and preferences, a place for the dynamic to check in with one another and to ensure that their dynamic is moving in a way that works for both of them.

The slave’s daily log is a nice addition to the slave journal. It’s an undated daily log where the Owner and slave can record the day’s focus, the day’s mood, the day’s schedule, the day’s tasks and any notes for the day. I’ve put these both together to form the slave journal collection to give you a bit of a discount if you purchase both.

These are currently being printed on demand which means they’ll take about two to three weeks to receive. They will be shipped directly from my printer until I can get them in stock.

I’d love to hear your thoughts about them!


Welcome to the VIP Goodies page!

Welcome to the VIP Goodies page!

Welcome to the brand new VIP goodies page!! I am so excited to have you here.

I will be using the space to give you access to free exclusive downloads, erotic writing sneak peeks, exclusive blog content and much more! Be sure to check back frequently to see what’s new. I will also be announcing new content in the weekly email to keep you up to date.

To get started, be sure to download the following new freebies:


Enjoy the popular contract that’s included inside the Submissive Planner along with the safety page. It’s a great way to get clear on your unique D/s dynamic.


Enjoy 10 of the most popular coupons from the Dominant Coupon Book.


Enjoy 10 of the most popular coupons from the Submissive Coupon Book.

NOTE: These are for personal use only. Do not share them with anyone except once as a gift. Have fun!

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