by kinkyink | Dec 30, 2022 | Kinky Thoughts
happy new year. may 2023 sparkle and be magical in all sorts of ways.
i’m always excited by the starting of a new year. everything feels fresh and possible. i love planning out my goals for the year the week leading up to new year’s eve – thinking about all the possibilities, what i want to create and what i want to focus on.
if you need help planning your new year, be sure to check out the submissive planner. it’s geared towards helping you manage a power exchange dynamic but it also has a robust monthly/weekly calendar with monthly goals, monthly habit trackers and monthly check-ins. it will help you with your whole life, not just your relationship.
you can find a walk-through of the submissive planner here.
i look forward to all the kinky fun we’re going to have in the new year. i’d love to hear what you’re most looking forward to. please comment below.
xo
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by kinkyink | Aug 29, 2022 | Kinky Thoughts
I’ve been having so much fun putting together some super hot and kinky memes for you. The hotter, the better as far as I’m concerned. These are very BDSM oriented since that’s what I write and the type of products I sell!
I’ve been posting them on my Instagram account (and people have been LOVING them) but I thought it’d be cool to post some of the favorites here. Be sure to follow my Instagram account for all the latest ones!
“Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.”
Don’t you agree?
“When the kiss is so good that you end up having sex. Yea…that.”
Where do I sign up?
“A dirty book is rarely dusty.”
Absolutely? Have you read mine yet? You will want to!
“Nymphomania: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.”
This is the quote that blew up my Instagram account. People could not get enough of it!
“Swallowing is an act of love.”
100% true!
“Different people awaken different beasts in you.”
This is so true!
“There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.”
If people only knew! You should see the surprised looks I get when I play Cards Against Humanity. LOL!!
“I liked it so it’s mine.”
I love this meme especially since I’m a licker AND a biter. You’d better watch out.
“My sexual preference is often. “
A true classic and 100% true.
“Hearing a man moan because of you is the sexiest sound ever.”
Absolutely. My favorite sound ever.
“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” You’d like me when I’m bad.Â
“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
I have a huge sexy imagination. Check out my books to see just how sexy!
“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.”
I’m super lucky to be with my soulmate.
“The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.”
You will be amazed what treating a woman really well will do for you once you get to the bedroom.
“You can’t ruin friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.” An interesting thought!
“I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.”
“Sex is like money: only too much is enough.” Absolutely!!
“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” This is 100% true.Â
“If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next…”
My total weak spot.
“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.”
I totally agree. Sex should always be a mystical experience.
